Faildozer 

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.

" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"

Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

Faildozer 

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer 

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.

Here comes the Faildozer!

Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008

failover

Describes something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

"My god," exclaimed Redders, "I've had a complete and utter failover!"

The 'over' part can be preceded by any word relating to the situation eg "beerover" (spilling of alchohol), "birdover" (woman trouble) or "leanover" (actually that's completely different.

failover by Burtover September 26, 2003

FailRobert 

A word used to describe an act of failure, mistake, or unintentional act by any member of the human species with the first name Robert, Rob, or Bob.

*Robert sneezes and bangs head*
"...FailRobert."

FailRobert by GildasMagnus May 3, 2010

Failder

One who has reached the age of an "Elder" but "fails" to conduct themselves in a humble, respectable, worthy manner of an "Elder" in their tribe.

"Just flat rugged! That Failder bought a 30-pack and smokes with their elder food card."

Failder by I. Seentit October 30, 2020

Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.

I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.

Failover test by Friends Show July 15, 2025