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The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.
Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
failatio by jtf81 October 14, 2009
Words you can keep
Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.
The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
failatio by MEFF February 13, 2009
When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.
1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.
Failatio by igroove December 29, 2011

Falationship

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Failarious 

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.
Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!
Failarious by Lerich August 19, 2008
When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.
Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!
Faillatio by b00sted February 16, 2010
i'm an expert at falatio
Falatio by 1jessica3 May 17, 2008
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B)
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A)
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