Fagtique 

The exhaustion you feel after hanging out with gay friends.

Ashman was suffering from fagtique after spending an entire weekend with Billy and Ronnie while they constantly had anal sex.

Fagtique by captain spaulding April 23, 2020

Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.

Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"

fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fantique 

Old, yet still awesome. It's fantastic and antique; it's fantique.

Other form: fantiquingly (adj)

See that MILF over there? Her rack is fantique, yo!
or
Did you hook up with that gerry last night? Yeah, he had a fantiquingly huge johnson; I rode him all night.

Fantique by Lady Estrogen May 2, 2011

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers

you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie

fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010

Fatique 

An rich old lady's term for something "Over-the-top fancy" "exquisite" "luxurious" or "dainty". Often used in bouquet, jewelry or flower shops.

Note: Not to be confused with "fatigue" (Extreme tiredness)

Oh how splendid of you Sir!! This tea is quite fatique!!

Fatique by JuffusHuffus October 2, 2020

fagtigues 

1. The attempt by someone of homosexual orientation to dress in such a way as to blend in to a heterosexual situation.
2. The "Butch"-style clothing worn by an obviously over-the-top homosexual male, including camo, sports jerseys, and the like.

Dude, check out the camo fagtigues on that guy.

fagtigues by Bill Evans March 15, 2008