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Fagtique 

The exhaustion you feel after hanging out with gay friends.
Ashman was suffering from fagtique after spending an entire weekend with Billy and Ronnie while they constantly had anal sex.
Fagtique by captain spaulding April 23, 2020
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Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.
Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"
fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fantique 

Old, yet still awesome. It's fantastic and antique; it's fantique.

Other form: fantiquingly (adj)
See that MILF over there? Her rack is fantique, yo!
or
Did you hook up with that gerry last night? Yeah, he had a fantiquingly huge johnson; I rode him all night.
Fantique by Lady Estrogen May 2, 2011

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers
you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie
fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010
An rich old lady's term for something "Over-the-top fancy" "exquisite" "luxurious" or "dainty". Often used in bouquet, jewelry or flower shops.

Note: Not to be confused with "fatigue" (Extreme tiredness)
Oh how splendid of you Sir!! This tea is quite fatique!!
Fatique by JuffusHuffus October 2, 2020

fagtigues 

1. The attempt by someone of homosexual orientation to dress in such a way as to blend in to a heterosexual situation.
2. The "Butch"-style clothing worn by an obviously over-the-top homosexual male, including camo, sports jerseys, and the like.
Dude, check out the camo fagtigues on that guy.
fagtigues by Bill Evans March 15, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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