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Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.
Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"
fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fantique 

Old, yet still awesome. It's fantastic and antique; it's fantique.

Other form: fantiquingly (adj)
See that MILF over there? Her rack is fantique, yo!
or
Did you hook up with that gerry last night? Yeah, he had a fantiquingly huge johnson; I rode him all night.
Fantique by Lady Estrogen May 2, 2011

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers
you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie
fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010
An rich old lady's term for something "Over-the-top fancy" "exquisite" "luxurious" or "dainty". Often used in bouquet, jewelry or flower shops.

Note: Not to be confused with "fatigue" (Extreme tiredness)
Oh how splendid of you Sir!! This tea is quite fatique!!
Fatique by JuffusHuffus October 2, 2020

fagtigues 

1. The attempt by someone of homosexual orientation to dress in such a way as to blend in to a heterosexual situation.
2. The "Butch"-style clothing worn by an obviously over-the-top homosexual male, including camo, sports jerseys, and the like.
Dude, check out the camo fagtigues on that guy.
fagtigues by Bill Evans March 15, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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