Snides

A very small (baby dick) marijuana joint smoked by 1-2 people in a short period of time, generally containing .2-.3 grams of bud/grass/weed/reefreef

"ey yo son light up dat snides so I can get slightly high"

Snides by beard man destroyer of worlds December 21, 2008

Snides

to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.

Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.

Snides by dubb pete August 19, 2010

Snides

The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."

Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

Snides by Paddington Beard July 31, 2010

Snides

One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.

Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."

Snides by fuckpaultoo August 26, 2010

Snides

The end pieces of a loaf of bread.

Also, a sandwich made of two of said pieces and only mayonnaise.

Friend 1: "Yo dude, are you gonna eat that Snides piece?"
Friend 2: "Nah, man. You can have it. I don't like my bread too oxidized."

Snides by yellowhootrammajamma July 31, 2010

Snides

To claim credit for a now-common word or phrase usage that either clearly belongs to the public domain and only recently became popular by random group adoption and proliferation, or that was actually brought into vogue by someone else. This usually occurs when the word/phrase's acceptance happened too long ago for anybody to have a clear enough memory of its adoption to refute the claim of invention/primary adoption. Also, one who makes such erroneous claims.

Friend 1: "I feel like I pretty much invented the phrase 'I feel like'"
Friend 2: "You can't "invent" 'I feel like.' Way to Snides that shit.
Friend 1: "Nah. I also started "I mean."
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

Snides by Paddington Beard September 9, 2010

snideysnoop 

snideysnoop is someone who is very snidey in a snoopy way

wesya's a snideysnoop (lovlov)

snideysnoop by chucat June 9, 2011