Extremely
pretentious or
obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the
world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.
Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF
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outside, experience sunlight, drink
water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your
doctor if this drug is right for you!
Fake
ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!