Fagable 

Someone who is clearly able to be a fag, but yet denies it.

Someone who has acquired the ability to become or be called a fag.

Someone who may even be metro sexual but has taken it too far, they are now fagable.

"Pete - Why is Jordan talking about penis all the time?

Brian - I do not know, why is he talking about your sweet ass on facebook?

Pete - Good question...

Brian - He must be fagable"

Fagable by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008

fagabeefe 

Fagabeefe comes from the classic movie Midnight Madness (1980) when "Barf" was trying to figure out one of Leone's brain teasers.

"FAGABEEFEE ? Hey Melio a FAGABEEFE !"

fagabeefe by Nate Dogg February 16, 2005

fagabeefy 

In the movie Midnight Madness there was a group of Jock's, Nerds, Tuff guys
and Cheerleaders. While in a van riding around, the bunch were putting letters together to de-code a secret-message to reveal the next place they had to be. The guy in the back of the van put the letters together that spelled out the word FAGABEEFY. Then he said it out load - "Fagabeefy?"... and it was good.

Shut the mouth ya' friggin' Fagabeefy.

fagabeefy by John Robinson October 9, 2004

Fagaplegic

Having both arms and legs paralyzed, along with paralysis of the penis, therefore resorting to being a homosexual cock receiver (a bottom)

Fagaplegic Steven Hawking found knew that Viagra didn't work so he paid his bodyguard to give him some anal pleasure *without vaseline*

....luckily he was already in a wheelchair so when his ass was sore the next morning he just went on with his daily activities

Fagaplegic by jessicahhtittts June 4, 2010

Faganblessed 

Antonym of cimettafucked. When it feels like you only have one essay to do for the entire semester, and you're gonna get to mark it yourself.

Person 1: Damn I have so much homework... I'm getting cimettafucked
Person 2: ohhh sucks to be you. I get to be faganblessed

Faganblessed by mrfaganbless November 28, 2018

fapable 

When a female is attractive enough to cause a wish for spontaneous fapping to males who notice the female.

When a female manages to raise her overall looks ratings, by make up, clothing options and other means, to a degree where most males would feel the spontaneous need to fap when they see her.

- Hey check this babe I know on Facebook. She is so fapable....
- Hang on I am getting the tissues

-Hi Barbara, I never thought you could look so fapable,
but you really went overboard with your make up today.

fapable by hop hop hop hop September 18, 2013

Fagabee 

A gay wannabe. A guy that pretends/tries to be gay in order to get ladies to like him. Will often dress nicely and appear to be gay when really it is all an act. Sometimes is referred to as a metrosexual.

"Ooh look at Markus, his Versace button down shirt it gorgeous! He always looks so put together, I wonder if he's gay?"

"Oh honey no, he's just a fagabee."

Fagabee by .lex. June 20, 2006