Faddles 

Fat, puffy, feet that resemble a paddle. Great for swimming, not so attractive to look at.

Look at that girls feet. I can't even see any toe definition.

Man, she is rocking some straight faddles.

Faddles by Lrzewnicki August 30, 2009

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Fadeless February 

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

Fadeless February by chapolin December 10, 2009

faddle 

a hot dog

Give me one of them delicious looking faddles, please.

faddle by detlefschremph June 1, 2011

Fiddlesticks 

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.

Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!

Fiddlesticks by George Icbar November 18, 2003

fiddlesticking 

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.

Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!

fiddlesticking by Yeet Master May 30, 2018

fiddlesticks 

ah shit

fiddlesticks by fatgirlsmith May 27, 2003