Facetrace

In reference to Facebook, the act of wasting hours of time locating new "friends" through your current Facebook friends.

"Dude man, I was doing some Facetrace and I found this smokin hot girl named Lindsay. She's one of Casey's friends."

by Chelsea V July 2, 2007

Facerape

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facespacetube Dick

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.

Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.

by BS-man November 3, 2009

#facerape

Verb - The act of engaging in, and performing acts of rape to the orifices located on one's face.

Ben: did you hear about Jill?

Drew: no what happened?

Ben: she got #faceraped by the whole football team and now her lower jaw is broken!

Drew: oh wow her dad must be pissed

Ben: nah she dosnt have one

by DildoSwaggins69 March 8, 2018

Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

facespace

noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-better-to-do teenagers and adults attempting to hold on to their youth.

I'm so bored, wanna go on facespace?
Leave me alone I'm facespacing.
etc.

by kim rusch June 20, 2006

Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010