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Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.
I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!
Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facespacetube Dick 

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
Facespacetube Dick by BS-man November 3, 2009

Faceplace 

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.
Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

facespace 

noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-better-to-do teenagers and adults attempting to hold on to their youth.
I'm so bored, wanna go on facespace?
Leave me alone I'm facespacing.
etc.
facespace by kim rusch June 20, 2006

Facestracted 

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.
John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

FaceSpace / MyBook 

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives
Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.
FaceSpace / MyBook by leoguy85 February 21, 2012