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Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate
I started to do homework but got facedistracted.
Facedistracted by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.
"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

Fartstracted 

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.
“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

Facestraction 

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.
Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.
Facestraction by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026