Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.

Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.

by aslfgb May 17, 2009

FaceTime69

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021

Facetime Virginity

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.

Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.

by admiralawesome12 July 8, 2010

Facetime and chill

The act of masturbating on factime with your partner

Guy: aye wanna facetime and chill?
Girl: hell yeah!

by Koraytuwgga November 19, 2017