Facetail

Facial hair that grows under your chin and is long enough to make a ponytail.

That person has a facetail growing under their chin.

Facetail by FastEddie94 February 12, 2022

Facetable 

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

Facetable by Lince September 9, 2009

facetalk 

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

facetalk by carlos514 October 14, 2007

facemail 

facemail = (noun or verb) the message or sending of messages through facebook's inbox system (instead of an email program.)

*(spacemail = myspace's message system)

Got to go check my facemail.

I'll facemail you later.

facemail by mythmargaret May 25, 2009

facemail 

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

facemail by SFJH September 15, 2007

facetaint 

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

facetaint by Majongen July 7, 2008

Facemail 

The message that comes in private message via Facebook.

She Facemailed me the directions to the party because she didn't want everyone to know where it was.

Facemail by Jenjosie October 15, 2011