Facefail

When someone on facebook posts a status update that is actually part of a wall-to-wall conversation.

This usually results in the majority of the persons facebook friends to see one part of an incomplete conversation. Usually the comments on this update consist of "noob" or "learn to facebook nub", usually people just write "Fail", hence the term "Facefail".

"Person's status update: Ill see you tonight then heaps of love xxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxxooxxo!!!!!
Comments:
FAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
NOOB"

"P1: Hey remember that guy who posted that wall-to-wall conversation as a status update
P2:Yeah that was such a Facefail!!!"

by Grey Walker July 30, 2009

facemail

facemail = (noun or verb) the message or sending of messages through facebook's inbox system (instead of an email program.)

*(spacemail = myspace's message system)

Got to go check my facemail.

I'll facemail you later.

by mythmargaret May 25, 2009

facemail

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

by SFJH September 15, 2007

Facefilter

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...

I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.

by rolo1 July 13, 2009

Facefault

A version of faceplanting, this version being the act of going from standing upright to having one's face planted on or in asphault without any intervening movement or time. This usually happens in anime, particularly after someone does something incredibly naieve or stupid.

Jim: You just went to the third level of stupid.
Bob: There are levels of stupid?
Jim: Yes, you blew right past facepalm and headdesk and went straight to facefault.

by Alysidhe July 9, 2011

Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.

Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"

by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009

Facemail

The message that comes in private message via Facebook.

She Facemailed me the directions to the party because she didn't want everyone to know where it was.

by Jenjosie October 15, 2011