Facerrets

(n.) A form of turrets in which an individual can't help but share every single thought that enters their head in the form of a facebook status. Common in left wing liberals, right wing conservatives, overly fanatic sports fans, and girls who "luv their gurlz." Often spelled in all caps.

"Dude, Drew's posted 4 facebook stati in the past ten minutes. Listen to them:
'Obama is my savior'
'I miss the knicks so much it hurts'
'If I had a threesome with Jose Reyes and Obama I would have to immediately kill myself afterwards because the rest of life would suck in comparison'
'OCCUPY WALL STREET'"

"I know man, I think he has facerrets."

by AWinny November 6, 2011

Facepressing

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.

John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.

by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011

bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control

'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'

by Jondo March 4, 2008

Ferrets

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

by Beast_modez March 12, 2009

Pink Nosed Ferrets

A way of describing a woman's breasts (usually said amongst guys)

"Dude, check out her two pink nosed ferrets" breasts

by Nerik Kester April 21, 2010

Ferrets

Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.

I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.

by jackecox February 16, 2013

Frisky Ferrets

The most dominant intramural dynasty ever assembled on a college campus. Often compared to the 'dream team' and other legendary sports phenomenons. Winning is not a matter of what or how, rather it is "when and where" because they will be there to claim the royal crown. There is no limit as to what the Frisky Ferrets can win, as championships in both the academic and athletic realm have been claimed. The Frisky Ferrets don't just believe in winning, they believe in winning big and winning BIGGER!

Son-"Mom i don't want to play baseball anymore."
Mom-"honey, why not? you love sports"
Son-"But mom the same team wins every year! the frisky ferrets are entirely too good"
Mom-"the fat pats need you"
Son-"we stink"

by FriskyFerret99 August 15, 2012