Facepubes

A teenager boy who hasn't shaved for some time will have small hairs growing on their face. These are Facepubes

"Hey see that guy over there, he has facepubes"

by Kieran Nuttall January 12, 2009

Facepressing

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.

John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.

by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011

face pubes

Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.

He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes

by namrepus April 6, 2005

Facepuke

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.

Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.

by einszweidrei July 29, 2009

FaceTube

Fictional online website a supposedly internet-ignorant person imagines everybody in cyberspace to be on all the time. Always used with "the". Possibly invented by Craig Ferguson. (Obviously, a combination of Facebook and YouTube.)

Craig Ferguson: Kids today don't know how to make a life-like corpse out of old sweaters. Nowadays they just download their corpse out of the Google or the FaceTube or something...

by Logastella July 7, 2008

flamepubes

a term used to describe someone with ginger pubes

Oi look, it's flamepubes!

by i love gingers February 11, 2010

fuckpubes

1)fuckpubes are pubes that get torn off while having a fuck.they can also be the pubic hairs that you shave off before or after a fuck for hygenic reasons.

2)a word to use when annoyed.

eg.dropped a gllass of wine on th carpet "o fuckpubes!!"

by WISEchineeseWOMAN April 26, 2009