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Facepuker 

Can be a sign of affection or an insult
That guys very funny he’s a facepuker 🐒💨

Or

That guys very annoying he’s an absolute facepuker
Facepuker by Cologne gc February 22, 2025
Words you can keep
When doing a facepalm isn't enough there is facenuke. Basically a facenuke is something you do when you are in the presence of extreme stupidity.
Narby CSS player:

"Liek hwo do ay bai gun?!?! pls answar pls plox pls."

Random player: *Facenuke*
facenuke by banjo007 May 11, 2009

Facepuke 

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.
Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.
Facepuke by einszweidrei July 29, 2009
To be obsessed with the opposite sex on facebook.
"Kyle, stop FacePerv'in out on Kelly's Photos you creep!"
FacePerv by UONLee February 4, 2009

facepervert

A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.
Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th grade picture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.
facepervert by MrsSarahPrice April 9, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker 

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

facefucker 

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.
They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker
facefucker by r2kal February 1, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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