Facepuker 

Can be a sign of affection or an insult

That guys very funny he’s a facepuker 🐒💨

Or

That guys very annoying he’s an absolute facepuker

Facepuker by Cologne gc February 22, 2025

facenuke

When doing a facepalm isn't enough there is facenuke. Basically a facenuke is something you do when you are in the presence of extreme stupidity.

Narby CSS player:

"Liek hwo do ay bai gun?!?! pls answar pls plox pls."

Random player: *Facenuke*

facenuke by banjo007 May 11, 2009

Facepuke 

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.

Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.

Facepuke by einszweidrei July 29, 2009

FacePerv

To be obsessed with the opposite sex on facebook.

"Kyle, stop FacePerv'in out on Kelly's Photos you creep!"

FacePerv by UONLee February 4, 2009

facepervert

A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.

Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th grade picture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.

facepervert by MrsSarahPrice April 9, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker 

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

facefucker 

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.

They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker

facefucker by r2kal February 1, 2009