Facepoon

The act of planting your vagina on some one's face.

Out of nowhere, she fucking facepooned me. That bitch.

by Facepoonberg May 5, 2009

Facepooping

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

by butlerjl November 23, 2010

facepoop

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

Facepooping

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.

by jmreal October 22, 2011

Faceporn

Sexy pics posted by your Facebook friends that, while technically not NSFW, expose enough skin to get your gears grinding. You may revisit their profile again and again to sneak a peek, often during work, and always under the guise of "keeping in touch."

Is that porn on your screen? No, it's just a photo of my friend Hanna's tramp stamp. I guess it qualifies as Faceporn.

by Senor Spooner July 7, 2010

facepoopin

When it takes a minimum of 30 minutes to take a dump because facebook is distracting.

When josh takes a shit it takes all day. He be facepoopin

by Glock179mm July 30, 2016

facepoo

Verb. A portmanteau of 'facebook' and 'poo'.

A term used to describe checking facebook (or other social network sites) while sitting on the toilet, most commonly with a laptop.

Facebook Status Update: 'Woke up late this morning, having a quick facepoo before work.'

Steve: 'Hey man I tried calling you?'
Dom: 'Sorry, I was having a crafty facepoo and couldn't reach my phone.'

by E Burroughs August 15, 2010