Facemonger 

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

Facemonger by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

Facemonger 

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

Facemonger by rexus7 October 28, 2010

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.

"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."

Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

facebooger 

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

facebooger by Morg_rp April 14, 2009

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fartmonger 

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

fartmonger by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

facemonkey 

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

facemonkey by Ashabeth October 30, 2008