Fancymonger

A homosexual male that sells wind chimes.

That happy fellow and his boyfriend selling those wind chimes are quite the fancymongers.

by AAA Felix April 6, 2011

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

fannymonger

A girl who is desperate for a shag and dresses provocatively in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting punter...

That's a belt, not a skirt! She must be a trainee fannymonger!

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010