facebinger

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011

Facebonkers

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.

"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."

by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

facebooger

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

by Morg_rp April 14, 2009

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

Facebinge

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

Sour-Faceburger

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.

The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger

by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010