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facefucking 

Flirting with some one over facebook chat. Like sexting only a far less personal version where knowing the person isn't even necessary. Could be done frequently with one or multiple partners. Very common among males who met the girl the night before and didn't pull a number and instead resort to this virtual form of "spitting game."
"I've been facefucking this girl for like two weeks, we're finally going to the same party tonight hopefully I'll get lucky"

"Amber has been facefucking me all semester and still has no idea I'm not down.
facefucking by Moe Fizz October 19, 2010
Words you can keep

facefucking 

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook
dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop
facefucking by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011

facefucking goddess 

A woman who loves to use a man's face for her sexual pleasure by sliding back and forth across his face, and /or grinding against his features to achieve multiple orgasms. Often used as a sign of Dominance, a woman may use this to train or instill in her partner, that this is the only way he can have sex with her or any woman she chooses, and that his mouth, not his penis, will be the recipient of their orgasms which he will be trained to consume at all times without fail. She will also instruct him to use his tongue at any time to "worship" her pussy and asshole in the manner she desires to derive the most pleasure, no matter how long or often she wishes to "use" him.
My girlfriend was a "Facefucking Goddess". She used to use my face for her sexual pleasures on a daily basis, sometimes for hours at a time, and sometimes while entertaining her girlfriends!
facefucking goddess by queeningboy November 8, 2013

Fetal Facefucking 

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.
i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

Fanfuckingtabulous 

Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.
Isnt that just fanfuckingtabulous!
Fanfuckingtabulous by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021

Facejacking 

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.
Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!
Facejacking by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

face fucking 

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.
I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.
face fucking by Nikkinightowl May 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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