facelurking 

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurking."

facelurking by afloydkillah June 28, 2007

facelurking 

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurk

facelurking by afloydkillah June 29, 2007

facebarking 

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

facebarking by metal power February 12, 2010

facelooking 

Browsing facebook, or looking at anything facebook related.

Guy: What you doing?

Girl: Facelooking at the party pics from last night!

facelooking by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012

Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

Facebunking by EL TEL May 8, 2012

facefucking goddess 

A woman who loves to use a man's face for her sexual pleasure by sliding back and forth across his face, and /or grinding against his features to achieve multiple orgasms. Often used as a sign of Dominance, a woman may use this to train or instill in her partner, that this is the only way he can have sex with her or any woman she chooses, and that his mouth, not his penis, will be the recipient of their orgasms which he will be trained to consume at all times without fail. She will also instruct him to use his tongue at any time to "worship" her pussy and asshole in the manner she desires to derive the most pleasure, no matter how long or often she wishes to "use" him.

My girlfriend was a "Facefucking Goddess". She used to use my face for her sexual pleasures on a daily basis, sometimes for hours at a time, and sometimes while entertaining her girlfriends!

facefucking goddess by queeningboy November 8, 2013

facesurfing 

The act of scanning through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

I use this app for facesurfing and never actually reply to my matches.

facesurfing by CThumbelina August 16, 2016