Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

Freshington 

a word used to describe a "fresh" cute, hot, gorgeous, beautiful, phenomenal, cool, female girl seen around college campus' looking prime for getting to know due to her physical attributes presented weekly.

Guy 1: Did you see that cute lauren girl?
Guy 2: Who you talking about?
Guy 1: The freshington wearing the blue shirt.
Guy 2: Ohh... Nice!

Freshington by T-Rex545 November 17, 2009

Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.

FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...

Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

flacashing 

Flashing the cash in any context.

He came to the poker table, flacashing before he even sat down.

Nobody likes going out with him, he be flacashing way to much.

flacashing by Jongila March 13, 2023

faceshitted 

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

faceshitted by dave p March 3, 2006

Facewhiner 

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'

Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11

Facewhiner by denver345 February 7, 2010

faceship 

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

faceship by Zhadu May 19, 2012