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Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.
FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...
Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009
Words you can keep

Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

Facebushing 

It's when someone loses it on Facebook and starts mocking the innane entries by their so-called "Facebook Friends".

Also, similar to "Suicide by Cop", it is when a Facebook participant doesn't want to simple commit Facebook Suicide themselves, but wants to piss off enough of their friends that they all de-friend them.
Kouts is going crazy, He's facebushing all his current friends and Christos X. just de-friended him!

Did you see Kouts diss Christos X. by facebushing his existence and his posts?

fatfishing 

Commonly used to describe when individuals (most often females) take pictures at specific angles or lighting to use for online dating/hookups and social media that give the appearance that they aren't fat, when in actuality, they are fat.
Person 1: Damn! She hot!

Person 2: No look she never shows a picture of herself with an exposed midriff. And look at her face, it's a bit chubby.

Person 1: Ah you right she's just another BBW fatfishing us.
fatfishing by Savaros June 15, 2018

Face Fishing 

The act of searching for a partner from which you will receive oral sex.
Watup bruh, what you doin tonight?

Shit mang, bout to go face fishing.

Hell yea, me too.
Face Fishing by Ghostface Killah 513 September 1, 2012

Fagfishing

When a male goes online as posing as a female. A man catfishing as a woman to fool men. This being a fag.
That gandu was on Omegle, he didn't know that other punk was fagfishing him.
Fagfishing by Asc3nd June 4, 2021

Facebashing 

Making someone look ugly or trying to brake him down by alligations, because he did something you personally didnt want to happen.
Idiot #1: Dude, he is a fucking retard, he cant do anything right, he is a complete idiot.
Idiot #2: Why?
Idiot #1: Well, because i think blablablabla
Idiot #2: Stop facebashing omfg
Facebashing by this is it loloolol January 10, 2010
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