facepainting

the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake.

you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it..

unless you're ready to go facepainting.

by jhc April 24, 2006

FacePainting

The act of communicating on Facebook by using only paintings, graphics and pictures.

If someone says that they are going on a trolley ride you post a picture of a trolley that went up in flames. Just to be sarcastic and funny. It is pretty amusing to play FacePainting on someones facebook wall.

by iublondie252 September 9, 2011

Facebaiting

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004

Face Painting

Face Painting (also referred to as 'MySpin') is internet slang for the practice of sprinkling a social networking profile with embellishments, fantasy, and satire, often with humorous or political intentions. Face painters play with the truthiness of identity by conducting a campaign of misinformation to protect their true identity.

Face Painting is closely related to Google Bombing

The term was coined in 2007 in the wake of the Facebook Beacon backlash and the Soble scandal. Face painters aim to introduce a bit of noise and chaos back into the system, clearing some space for true privacy, and enabling a form of direct political action that does not fall victim to Sunstein's critique of homogeneous, disjoint social sub-networks on the internet.

We spent the evening face painting our Facebook profiles.

by Irwin Fletcher March 21, 2008

Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009