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face fucking 

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.
I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.
face fucking by Nikkinightowl May 27, 2008

face fucking 

the manner of one person fucking another persons mouth.. usaully, it's the man who sticks his penis into either another man or woman's mouth.. but sometimes it's a woman who slaps a strap-on onto herslef and sticks it into someone's mouth.. (see strap-on)
hey, you over there.. come upstairs and let me face fuck you!
face fucking by knobby knob knob February 3, 2005

face fucking 

Where 1 person (usually a man) litterally FUCKS another person (usually a woman but you can never be sure) in the face.

He does this by shoving his penis into the womans mouth so basically its 80% blow job 20% fucking
I was bored so i fucked my dogs face

I feel like face fucking a sheep

My girlfriend is so hot so I knocked her out and face fucked her
face fucking by Acidcantdie May 13, 2005

face fucking 

1) Driving one's penis deep into a mouth.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.
1) "Her pussy was so dry and covered with weird pussy bumps so I face fucked her instead. Good thing I'm on penicillin."

2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."
face fucking by psiscott April 26, 2006

Face Fucking 

I dont understand these bunch of Millennials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!
I dont understand these bunch of Millenials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!
Face Fucking by will bitten December 7, 2019

Face fucking 

Fucking a female or females in the

mouth hole/ neck for sexual pleasure and stimulation
She got mad at me cause she walked in on me face fucking her best friend so she went to go fuck Dominic so Dominic didn’t know she was my girl but now she wants to fuck with Dominic
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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