Face Shirt 

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.

Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.

Face Shirt by Departure7788 July 2, 2022

shirt-face 

1. A whore or the daughter of a whore.

2. A vile and disgusting person that smells like they just stepped out of the garbage, or maybe a vat of poop.

"Pay no attention to him he's just a real shirt-face."

shirt-face by slugkid10 April 19, 2007

Blue Shirt Your Face 

A comeback that there's absolutely no comeback to, once its been comebacked.

Person 1: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!

Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.

Blue Shirt Your Face by pdubowner February 15, 2010

Face shart 

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

Face shart by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

shart face by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET 

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

faceshitted 

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

faceshitted by dave p March 3, 2006