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Face Boning 

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.
Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."
Face Boning by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011
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Faceboxing 

A method of giving oral sex. Which uses the vigorous method of bogging and waving such as the sport of boxing. Also the face may take a pounding.
After years of practice at giving head. She is one of the best at faceboxing.
Faceboxing by Big cope October 5, 2017

Facebonking 

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.
"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."
Facebonking by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".
Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.
facebonding by citiz3n November 9, 2010

faceboning 

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".
"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"

Facebooing 

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.
I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.

Faceboxing 

The art of winning verbal disputes by having the most effective, factual, and evidentiary claims
Hermes invented faceboxing in 2007
Faceboxing by cruzherm September 29, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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