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Face Boning

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.
Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."
by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011
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Faceboxing

A method of giving oral sex. Which uses the vigorous method of bogging and waving such as the sport of boxing. Also the face may take a pounding.
After years of practice at giving head. She is one of the best at faceboxing.
by Big cope October 5, 2017
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Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.
"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."
by Lyd8 May 27, 2011
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facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".
Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.
by citiz3n November 9, 2010
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faceboning

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".
"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 29, 2011
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Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.
I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.
by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016
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Faceboxing

The art of winning verbal disputes by having the most effective, factual, and evidentiary claims
Hermes invented faceboxing in 2007
by cruzherm September 29, 2018
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