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Faceboxing 

The art of winning verbal disputes by having the most effective, factual, and evidentiary claims
Hermes invented faceboxing in 2007
Faceboxing by cruzherm September 29, 2018

conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

Investigative Facebooking 

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn
Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week
Fartboxing by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

ghost facebooking 

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
ghost facebooking by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011

faceboxious 

adj.

The state of being obnoxious on Facebook
Katie: "I'm so funny... I just lit up Jared's notifications with 7000 likes and 300 comments."
Jenn: "Gosh Katie, you're so faceboxious!"

Phil: "I'm so sick of seeing Nick and Lauren's lovey dovey love posts! They really need to get an inbox!"
Bryan: "I know! It's so faceboxious!"
faceboxious by jmichelangelo3 October 22, 2011