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FURIOUSSS 

A Closeted Gay Turkish man named Anil/Anal has 12k hours of life spent on a game called Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
He likes to stream on twitch and has a big YouTube channel, he also likes to cosplay and pretend that he is a furry.
I took this from one of FURIOUSSS's Video.

Example :

"Whiffed an easy kill in CSGO"
FURIOUSSS : I suck huge major black veiny dick
FURIOUSSS by Buleq05 November 22, 2021
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furlousis 

An abnormal condition of the mind resulting in a loss of contact with reality brought upon by the announcement of impending furloughs. A merging of the words psychosis and furlough. Usually experienced by government employees during a time of sequestration.
Bob's mail hasn't been delivered in two days due to the workers at the post office suffering from severe cases of furlousis.

For a government employee, George was getting a lot of work done until his furlousis started acting up.
furlousis by DC Derailleurs November 1, 2013

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

furious masturbation 

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

Furious Beppler 

When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.
Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.
Furious Beppler by Stouts June 21, 2020

Bi-furious 

Bi-furious describes a person who becomes enraged when they are constantly asked whether they're gay or straight.
Another girl at the office asked David if he was gay and he went completely bi-furious on her ass.
Bi-furious by Ash Flanders July 6, 2005

furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010