Residual urine that is present on an individual after using the bathroom. Because of its sometimes sticky nature, it is attributed to being the juice of a watermelon that was supposedly recently consumed by the individual.
Person 1 is shaking hands with Person 2 who has just walked out of the bathroom.
Person 1: "Why are your hands so wet and sticky?"
Person 2: "That's just some watermelon juice from my lunch."
Buy a
watermelon juice
mug!
When a person acts inappropriately, as if to have "no class", and news of these acts are distributed throughout the media without being filtered to the general public. The term takes on a deeper meaning if the acts are done by a government employee.
Bill Clinton was so unclassified when he slept with that intern.
Anthony Weiner sent many unclassified texts to women.
An abnormal condition of the mind resulting in a loss of contact with reality brought upon by the announcement of impending furloughs. A merging of the words psychosis and furlough. Usually experienced by government employees during a time of sequestration.
Bob's mail hasn't been delivered in two days due to the workers at the post office suffering from severe cases of furlousis.
For a government employee, George was getting a lot of work done until his furlousis started acting up.
The ability to play a guitar with great skill.
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He
Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
A light and airy feeling that comes over a government worker once they are forced to take some time off. Combination of the words "furlough" and "high".
"When they furlough, you furhigh."
Person 1: "What's up with Bob?"
Person 2: "Looks like the government is going to be shut down for a few years and Bob has decided to go follow the Greatful Dead."
Person 1: "What a furhigh he must be on."
A furloughed government employee. Some would consider this anthropomorphic creature quite endearing and essential to a well balanced functioning society. Others consider it to have no purpose and a waste of taxpayer money.
We were surrounded by a crowd of angry furries protesting in front of the white house last night.
That furry looks so sad. It must be suffering from a case of
furlousis.
