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furlousis 

An abnormal condition of the mind resulting in a loss of contact with reality brought upon by the announcement of impending furloughs. A merging of the words psychosis and furlough. Usually experienced by government employees during a time of sequestration.
Bob's mail hasn't been delivered in two days due to the workers at the post office suffering from severe cases of furlousis.

For a government employee, George was getting a lot of work done until his furlousis started acting up.
furlousis by DC Derailleurs November 1, 2013
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Furloughism

Movement or belief that supports the upcoming furlough and embraces all that it has to offer. Some of its wonderful offerings consist of but are not limited to, lots of time off if you are a federal employee and the joy of watching those people panic who thought life was a joke and spent every cent they made instead of saving some.
Person A – Boy this furlough is great. I am going golfing tomorrow, gonna day drink tomorrow and get sloppy drunk, and then be hungover the following day and do nothing except eat and scratch my balls.

Person B – Yeah, this is the life bro. And how about those scumbag losers who are at the food kitchen. Hahaha. I bet they are happy they got the iPhone4, those 300 dollar shoes, and that new Mercedes! God bless furloughism!
Furloughism by Spendthrift April 24, 2011
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furiousity 

A mixture of anger and curiousity. Originally defined by Kyle Macdonald in his book when he traded down to a measly snowglobe in his "One Red Paperclip" campaign.

The ultimate aim was to trade up to a house. When Kyle traded from "one afternoon with Alice Cooper", (which was already a step down from "one year in Phoenix") to a stupid ass snowglobe, evidently, his fans were outraged. If they knew about his secret deal with Corbin Bernsen though, they wouldn't be so outraged at all.

Kyle observed a mixed range of emotions. The two key emotions that he observed were anger and curiousity.

Furiousity was born.
Holy shit dude! Did you hear? That stupid motherfucker Kyle Macdonald traded an afternoon with Alice Cooper to a fucking snowglobe! A SNOWGLOBE! What was he thinking? There is sure gonna be lot of furiousity!
furiousity by Mr. Noital March 23, 2009

FURIOUSSS 

A Closeted Gay Turkish man named Anil/Anal has 12k hours of life spent on a game called Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
He likes to stream on twitch and has a big YouTube channel, he also likes to cosplay and pretend that he is a furry.
I took this from one of FURIOUSSS's Video.

Example :

"Whiffed an easy kill in CSGO"
FURIOUSSS : I suck huge major black veiny dick
FURIOUSSS by Buleq05 November 22, 2021

Furrosis 

Furrosis is a mental disorder following Gen-Z IQ on the internet. Such as, ADHD, Autism and other mental disorders that have learning disabilities or social anxiety related. Some can have sexual gratification with others by sending 18+ art towards a random person regardless of age. The Disorder comes from the furry fandom, and its reflected on all of the people within itself. This disorder comes from the people that are interested into furries, and it also comes from manipulative people that force you to join they're community. We could say they are incels but worse. The carriers are deformed, hating, terrible people that control you if they have something that is personal. (blackmailing.) They are one of the worst people to walk into at this stage.
You have been diagnosed with: "Furrosis" disorder. Its a very complex mental disorder to say the least.
Furrosis by XLPS4 January 12, 2023

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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