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fuckstick 

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
fuckstick by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Fuckstick 

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.
Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!
Fuckstick by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021

fuckstick 

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron
Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you
fuckstick by Me June 26, 2004

Fuckstick 

A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.
Fuckstick by malarrya March 17, 2008

fuckstick 

1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
fuckstick by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007

fuckstick 

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
fuckstick by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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