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Fuck Him 

Yeah, I saw the T-shirts by the way. And you spelled my name wrong.... But, yeah do that. Do that immediately Kristen Stewart.
Hym "But it doesn't make any sense. If it's FOR lesbians... Lesbians aren't attracted to men. Like shouldn't she be wearing, like, some flannel or something? Maybe like a bowling T-shirt or something? It's incoherent. I mean if it's FOR ME then, yeah, I'm into it. I would fuck her all up in a men's locker room. Oh! Yeah, I saw the 'Fuck Him' T-Shirts. You spelled the name wrong. You know whay it's spelled with a 'Y' right?"
Fuck Him by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Fuck him till he squirts! 

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!
I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!

Fuck him in the baaaaaalls 

The popular variation of "I'm going to fuck you in the balls.".
Fuck him in the baaaaaalls!

fuck him he’s a DJ 

When you’re having a good time out at the club and see someone cute that you want to know more intimately.
“Omg did you see that guy I was dancing with?”
“Yes dude fuck him he’s a DJ”
fuck him he’s a DJ by BaddieP101 August 14, 2023

Him, him, fuck him 

When drinking with buddies and someone acts like a dick one guy will say "him, him". It is immediately followed by a chorus of everybody shouting, "fuck him!" much to everybody's delight. RHODE ISLAND /SE MASS.
Him, him, fuck him!! See above. Submitted by JW

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch 

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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