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verb (past foyeted) trans.

1. To brutally murder someone's wife over the phone while they listen helplessly.

2. To go on a killing spree and then stab yourself several times, and therefore fool the FBI into thinking you're not the guy they're looking for.

3. To go through a whole phone book, and ask everyone if Haley is there.

4. (intrans.) To have a fondness for deals.
Person 1: Did the FBI catch the Boston Reaper?
Person 2: Nah, he Foyeted them all.
Foyet by nonsensicalrealities December 3, 2011
Related Words
FOYMT fomt Foyet foymo foamtard FOMTTTC foomty Formth formtiem Foyatt

Juan Foyth 

Greatest Footballer to Grace the game
See him over there
'What Juan Foyth'

Yeah, he's the goat
Republican elected officials suffer from FOMT by the President.
FOMT by Agoraphobic May 9, 2019
Focus On My Tip
Shut the fuck up and FOMT

The homie moo moo likes to FOMT after a few beers.
fomt by RNunez8 July 15, 2016

Mason foyster 

Mason Foyster is the type of guy to steal all of your loot and says he’s good at fortnite when he isn’t
mason foyster is always being defined
Mason foyster by JFX_k3bab May 6, 2020

foamtard 

A doofus, a reject, the kind of person who would make their own foam #1 finger rather than pay $3 for one
The NCSU Dance Team has a restraining order against that foamtard.

B4C is a foamtard, but he's my best bud.
foamtard by taylorwufpack October 27, 2006