foamtard

A doofus, a reject, the kind of person who would make their own foam #1 finger rather than pay $3 for one

The NCSU Dance Team has a restraining order against that foamtard.

B4C is a foamtard, but he's my best bud.

by taylorwufpack October 27, 2006

foamlard

When a fat women gets trapped in the sky zone foam pit.

Look that fat chick just got stuck in the foam pit what a foamlard.

by dan zach jas February 18, 2022