FONMP 

Fuck Off, Not My Problem

DOGE just fired my Civil Service mom and dad who were helping me through college. Now I going to have to quit college, move home to live with my parents, and get a job at McDonalds.

FONMP.

FONMP by anonymous February 26, 2025

Foomp

noun /n/: Something Instantly Blowing Up, a Sudden Occurrence or Happening; ALWAYS in a Positive Light or Manner.

Form of Onomatopoeia: a phonetic insert used to personify, resemble, or suggest the sound of Accomplishment, Exclamation, or Zeal.

Creative Jargon pertaining to informal language of Sound/ Action/ Interjection.

FOOMP ~ there it is!

Nurf gun goes FOOMP

I shot my shot, & FOOMP

“I manifested the life I wanted, then FOOMP it became Real”

“Before submitting the assignment into Dropbox, I yelled: FOOMP!”

“Thinking about the answer, I was stumped. Next thing I knew, FOOMP! I found the solution.”

Foomp by FooMP October 21, 2020

fomp 

fuck off my phone

"texting bae" me : you gay ass bitch

my man : fomp with that shit bru

fomp by alexisruth November 20, 2022

Fomper 

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

Fomper by Anonymous July 12, 2003

fomplicated

Adjective. A portmanteau describing an unnecessarily complicated process. It's not just complicated, it's fucking complicated. Thus, fomplicated. Usually applied to processes that could easily be simplified, since sometimes a process can be justifiably complicated without giving a person the urge to scream expletives.

Those IRS tax forms are way too fomplicated to fill out and send in. I find it's much simpler to just do jail time.

fomplicated by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 15, 2009

Foamposite

Nike Foamposite were first released in 1997 which was worn by Penny Hardaway.

These shoes are guaranteed never to crease because of the material Nike used.

You will find more Foamposite wearers in the Washington DC region then anywhere else , which started the hype. Along with Nike Boots.

As a fellow native of Maryland , Foamposites aren't just shoes , there a way of life.

In early 2010 , Nike delayed the released of the Foamposite Coppers because of the Blizzard that hit the Washington DC area because more Foamposites are sold there then anywhere else in the United States.

Foamposite by Dc Chilllin 202 May 19, 2010

Foompa 

The fat on a persons body that hangs down or over other body parts.

Rachel has more Foompa than an Oompa Loompa.

Foompa by Iaintfuckinwitu January 25, 2015