FOMSI

Fear of Missing Something Important

Another way apps and websites hijack people’s minds is by inducing a “1% chance you could be missing something important.” making people feel FOMSI.

by operation MF May 23, 2016

helix fossil

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.

Praise the almighty helix fossil!

by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Fombie

A old post on facebook that is resurrected by a person liking, or commenting on the post, in the way a zombie is resurrected from the dead.

Oh my god that fombie is too funny! It's like a frape, but better because he actually wrote it!

Let's fombie her! She used to be so loose in 2009, it will be outrageous.

by georgiaalicecargill September 17, 2013

Fossilitis

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fomie

A fake homie. One who pretends to be your homie, but actually is not

Paul just snitched on me; he is such a fomie

by Jolister July 31, 2006

Fombie

A fart so heinous, that it smells like the undead. Follows the issuer around like a zombie and generally sticks to everything in the room, consuming it with it's stink.

"Ok, who let out the fombie? Seriously, it smells so bad, my cat just barfed."

by DannoPMan October 23, 2011

fossildick

1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.

Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister.

by Jendoll July 31, 2006