Fossils

1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer

Fossils is hardcore

by Anonymos March 07, 2003

Fossils

One 1337 motherfucker

Fossils is 1337

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Fossilitis

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

by Ethereal_Child June 03, 2011

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 01, 2005

fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

by Leemz May 21, 2008

Fossiled

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)

by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019

Fossil

A brand that is mainly known for their high quality, but cheap about $60-80 watches.

"I just got this awesome new Fossil watch."

by Masta May 13, 2005