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Fossils by Anonymous August 20, 2003

sock fossils 

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
sock fossils by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Dancing Fossils 

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
Dancing Fossils by King Yamayama January 31, 2025

helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.
Praise the almighty helix fossil!
helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.
Fossilitis
Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossildick 

1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.
Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister.
fossildick by Jendoll July 31, 2006
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