fossildick Share definition Flag 1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them. Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister. fossildick by Jendoll July 31, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the fossildick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch