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FOBAM

Fear of Buying a Mattress (FOBAM)- The stigma or concern with investing in a new mattress, and the fear that what you are buying will not feel like it did in the showroom resulting in restless nights, and buyers remorse
I am not sleeping well on the mattress i have had since i was a kid, but i have FOBAM about the costs.
by SterlingSleep June 6, 2025
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ass foam

2 parts shit 1 part cum.
Alex quickly pulled his dick out of his girlfriends ass producing wicked ass foam. She ass foamed everywhere, ruined the sheets.
by ohohface247 January 7, 2012
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foamy banana

To cum in ones pants
I walked past this really hot girl in the street the other day, before long I had a foamy banana in my Calvin’s
by Candi Richard February 18, 2018
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foamyarchithiaphobia

The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamofistikiphobia
Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judith has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
by silamay January 21, 2017
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foamofistikiphobia

The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamyarchithiaphobia
Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judy has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia?? Foamofistikiphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
by silamay January 21, 2017
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foam finger

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.
Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.
by Daedalus Suburbanus August 29, 2013
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Bitch Foam

Foam that accumulates when drinking a beer or malt liquor. Typically referred to when drinking a 40 oz.
"That damn bitch foam is making my malt liquor disappear"

"Yeah, real chuggers chug with the label out, and leave no bitch foam" - DJENTERTAINMENT4LESS
by vegaskearnage February 4, 2013
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