Fear of Buying a Mattress (FOBAM)- The stigma or concern with investing in a new mattress, and the fear that what you are buying will not feel like it did in the showroom resulting in restless nights, and buyers remorse
I am not sleeping well on the mattress i have had since i was a kid, but i have FOBAM about the costs.
by SterlingSleep June 6, 2025
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by ohohface247 January 7, 2012
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by Candi Richard February 18, 2018
Get the foamy banana mug.The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamofistikiphobia
Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judith has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judith has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
by silamay January 21, 2017
Get the foamyarchithiaphobia mug.The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamyarchithiaphobia
Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judy has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia?? Foamofistikiphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judy has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia?? Foamofistikiphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
by silamay January 21, 2017
Get the foamofistikiphobia mug.An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.
Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.
by Daedalus Suburbanus August 29, 2013
Get the foam finger mug.Foam that accumulates when drinking a beer or malt liquor. Typically referred to when drinking a 40 oz.
"That damn bitch foam is making my malt liquor disappear"
"Yeah, real chuggers chug with the label out, and leave no bitch foam" - DJENTERTAINMENT4LESS
"Yeah, real chuggers chug with the label out, and leave no bitch foam" - DJENTERTAINMENT4LESS
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