FMITD 

Short for fuck me in the dick.
Often used by girls (especially after seeing the Netflix series "Girlboss")

Used as a way of expressing frustration, anger and confusion.

Sometimes also used as a way of expressing extreme happiness and relief.

"ohh my God Tiffany this sucks"

Tiffany: "yeah just FMITD "

...

Teacher: "You have to turn in your essay tomorrow"

Brittany: "OMG this is so not cool, someone just FMITD"

Girl finishes her period: "YEES FMITD!"

FMITD by wassupmanameisbritneybitch April 2, 2018

Fmitabilj 

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Plz Fmitabilj

Fmitabilj by Lmp and Fmitabilj June 21, 2016

fmitga 

"Fuck Me In The Goat Ass" taken abreviation from a line of one of adam sandler's cd characters.

fmitga i got pwnd

fmitga by dirtyyyyyy May 13, 2003

FMITA

Fuck me in the ass

Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!

FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015

FMITAT 

Acronym for "fuck me in the ass tonight"

Joe: FMITAT
Pam: K. My place at 10?

FMITAT by your depression June 13, 2020

FMITA

The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.

1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

2)
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FMITA by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008

Fmitp

Fuck me in the pussy

Can you fmitp?

Fmitp by Livboro June 12, 2016