FMITS 

An exclamatory acronym depicting the phrase 'Fuck Me In The Shit'.

A proposition in which one presents their fecal repository as a point of penetration.

"Fuck me in the shit, that is some good pie."

"This prostitute gave me another VD, FMITS!"

FMITS by lewk May 14, 2005

If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

If the muffin fits by Randumber June 1, 2020

Fmitabilj 

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Plz Fmitabilj

Fmitabilj by Lmp and Fmitabilj June 21, 2016

fmitga 

"Fuck Me In The Goat Ass" taken abreviation from a line of one of adam sandler's cd characters.

fmitga i got pwnd

fmitga by dirtyyyyyy May 13, 2003

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

If it fits, I sits by Grongus IV October 30, 2020

If the shoe fits, wear it 

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

If the shoe fits, wear it by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

FMITA

Fuck me in the ass

Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!

FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015