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FMTIBOOMFN 

a slang term which stands for: FUCK ME TILL I BLEED OUT OF MY FUCKING NOSE
Shayla: omg and what did he want u to do

Me: ugh u know just FMTIBOOMFN
FMTIBOOMFN by Datbitchhhhhhh May 31, 2020
A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
"Fuck Me In The Goat Ass" taken abreviation from a line of one of adam sandler's cd characters.
fmitga i got pwnd
fmitga by dirtyyyyyy May 13, 2003
Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!
FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015
A tumblelog devoted to healthy weight loss, usually powered by tumblr.
Dude, check out this fitblr. This girl's so healthy!
fitblr by fitblr March 8, 2011