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Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.
1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!
FMITBH by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010
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Jessica: "hey bryan, fmitah?"
Bryan: "if that's how you like it."
fmitah by P. lee's FMITAH January 10, 2008
Related Words
FMITBH • fmitbs • fmitah • FITBH • fmitboac • FMITBT
Acronym meaning: Finger In The Butt Hole.
Pronounced: Fit-Buh
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Verb: "So I asked her to FITBH me last night while she gave me head because I heard it can help get a guy off, it ended up just being really weird"

Noun: "I'm definitely going to try and slip a FITBH while fingerblasting her, think she'll notice?"
FITBH by TGMD July 14, 2009
Fuck Me In The BackSeat.

From song Fer Sure Maybe.
Kick off your stilletos,

And fuck me in the backseat, (fmitbs)
Fuck me in the backseat.(fmitbs)
fmitbs by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010
fmitah, im done with this.
fmitah by si daddy December 29, 2018
FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!
Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!
FMITB by alixxxx April 1, 2010

fmitboac 

fmitboac please, and now.
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