fix it
the act of masterbation.
fix it by jessica Green September 28, 2007
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Fix it
Is THIS supposed to constitute you giving ME the credit? Or, oh, THAT? Yeah, I mean, if you tried to have an imposter do it, of course it didn't work. I didn't say 'Give an imposter the credit and the money' I said 'give ME that.' You're trying to avoid doing the thing I said. You are not 'ME.' I don't know what about that you do not get and whatever you did doesn't constitute the thing I said.
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fix it fic
A "fix it fic" is a fanfiction where the problems are solved. Characters who were originally dead in the actual books, shows, or movies, are now alive and well... catastrophes are prevented by the author of the fanfiction and (almost) everyone gets the happy ending they deserved, but never got in the orignal work.
In a Harry Potter "fix it fic" that I read, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, and Nymphadora Tonks all lived to be happy and safe like they should have in the books!
fix it fic by camsmoka January 13, 2017
Fix it again Tony
a Fiat brand automobile (a backronym stemming from the lack of reliability and other problems ecountered in the vehicles by U.S. owners durning the 1970's-80's)
Fix it again Tony by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2011
Fix-it baby
when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."
Fix-it baby by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
fix it jesus
when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.
teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus
or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
me: "fix it Jesus
or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
fix it jesus by poopemoji January 13, 2016
fix-it vixen
A woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person.
Man: My partner is so gorgeous.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
fix-it vixen by 403forbidden June 16, 2017
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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