403forbidden's definitions
by 403forbidden May 30, 2006

A woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person.
Man: My partner is so gorgeous.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
by 403forbidden June 16, 2017

When reading an article on Wikipedia, you click a link within the article and jump to a related article. On said related article, you click yet another link to a different article.
Often the article you end up with is not at all related to the original--like playing the game Telephone. This continues until half of your night is wasted.
Often the article you end up with is not at all related to the original--like playing the game Telephone. This continues until half of your night is wasted.
To spend time wiki jumping:
1: Read article about Anime. Article links to Otaku.
2: Read article about Otaku. Article links to Serial Killers.
3: Read article about Serial Killers. Article links to the UniBomber.
4. Read article about UniBomber. Article links to Iowa.
5. Read article about Iowa. Article links to Corn.
6. Rinse and repeat.
Anime != Corn
1: Read article about Anime. Article links to Otaku.
2: Read article about Otaku. Article links to Serial Killers.
3: Read article about Serial Killers. Article links to the UniBomber.
4. Read article about UniBomber. Article links to Iowa.
5. Read article about Iowa. Article links to Corn.
6. Rinse and repeat.
Anime != Corn
by 403forbidden November 20, 2010

Sdean: You have nice eyes there, big nose
Sdean: see thats a compliment mixed with an insult I call it a complisult
Sdean: see thats a compliment mixed with an insult I call it a complisult
by 403forbidden August 30, 2006

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
by 403forbidden January 23, 2015

Hollywood ammunition is a term referring to guns/clips which have unlimited ammunition. The term came about from movies in which actors can shoot a seemingly infinite amount of bullets without needing to reload their gun.
Guy: Whoa! John Wayne just fired off 10 shots from his 6-shooter without reloading! Flub!
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammo. He'll never run out of rounds.
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammo. He'll never run out of rounds.
by 403forbidden January 17, 2011

Give A Fuck Level - Each person has a limited amount of fucks per day, represented by their Give A Fuck Level. When it is depleted, you are legally allowed leave work/social situation/etc. without repercussion.
Boss: I need you to update these numbers by the end of the day.
Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.
Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.
by 403forbidden April 12, 2023
