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A finker is the female version of a Yostie.It's a cunt punch for being a douche bag, the fenale receiver knows its coming but not when. And it never expires
My bestie Emmy cant ever remember the covid 6 ft rule( doing humpy stuff with partner, i always say cound 6 ft apart) in my house so i am gonna finker her. But i still love her so maybe ill give her 2 !
FINKER by Mimic911 November 20, 2022
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"The Thinker",
or
the finger

chav slang action,
behaviour,
arms slanched, swaying
versus
man wiv hand
under head
don't ja know the fucken finker?
finker by sean bradley was ere February 14, 2008

Ice Finker 

A word you post to Urban Dictionary to troll your dumb cousin because she thinks you called her an Ice Finker and won't stop asking what an Ice Finker is.
Ass sphincter says what?...What?....wait. did you call me an ice...finker? What is that?!? *raucous laughter* SERIOUSLY YALL!?!?! WHAT IS AN ICE FINKER?!?!?!...Go look it up on UD.
Ice Finker by Garrwtt42 June 27, 2018

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

Give 'em the finger 

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015