FFLOA

Acronym for "Future Fucking Leaders of America".

An exasperation usually expressed (with any combination of eye-rolling, head shaking, and/or grimace) upon learning of some new asinine urban slang or bastardization of the English language by a member of Generation Y.

Gary: I just want to go on record that using the word serial instead of serious is retarded.
Dave: Okay. Who says that?
Gary: T used it yesterday and I didn't get it. She explained what she meant, then I found it on urbandictionary.com
Dave: who does T know that started using serial?
Gary: she has young people at her work
Gary: My recent favorite is CLAMF
Dave: clamfuck?
Gary: co-workers looking at me funny
Dave: <sigh>
Dave: future fucking leaders of america
Dave: FFLOA
Gary: LOL
Gary: ROFLCOPTER

FFLOA by Lou Fuoliani July 31, 2007

FFLOA

Future Fucking Leaders of America.

Used to describe young people who are lazy, spend more time texting then working and have no goals. Usually EMO falls into this category.

Guy1: 'my emo little brother quit his job at McDonalds, got his forehead pierced and spends all of his time texting in his bedroom.'

Guy2: 'Great. FFLOA.'

FFLOA by xphlacoex July 30, 2007

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

Floater Friend 

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups

Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(

Floater Friend by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023

Social Floater 

A person who generally alternates between social groups, never fully forming a permanent position in any of them. An extroverted loner; always has friends, but rarely close ones.

John: I was hanging out with Leslie at chess club today!
Eric: I thought she was friends with the athletes?
John: She’s a bit of a social floater.

Social Floater by Psychedelic surfer December 8, 2020

floaters 

those little random shapes you see, ghost~like in appearace, some are beyond the center of the field of vision~when you try to see them, they move around & change shape! Everyone has them.

These dang floaters are driving me batshit crazy!

floaters by Starchylde June 9, 2015

bowl floater 

Refers to a snobby, skinny female, with either a skinny, shapely, or large butt, who eats fruit and nuts for breakfast and salads for lunch and dinner, thus making her poop invariably float to the surface when she takes a dump.

Dude, she is such a snob. I took her for a steak dinner and she ordered just a salad. I put up with it, but later discovered after we did the deed, that the droppings she left in the toilet were translucent and floating like a stick in a lake. Wow! She was so snobby and tight I should have figured her for a bowl floater.

bowl floater by Stagmen April 18, 2017