that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF
commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS
A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.