(n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.
(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.
(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.
Yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!
Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!
Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!
by GIR February 1, 2004
that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF
commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS
later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit
kid: MOM I NEED THIS
later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit
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by Char H January 8, 2006
by Floam Beater December 21, 2005
Someone or something that appears like it could be lots of fun, but then sort of just disappoints or drys up.
He was some much fun while he was drunk, but when he was sober he was really boring. He just turned out to be a floam.
by Lark K Bloonie March 23, 2010