floam 

(n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.

(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.

Yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!

Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!

floam by GIR January 31, 2004

floam 

that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF

commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS

later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit

floam by (: (: :) :) February 28, 2011

floam 

A type of messy, airy turd that is kind of foamy...not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.

"I don't know what I ate last night, but I have floam, really bad!"

floam by Char H January 8, 2006

floam 

Sex toy, used for pleasure, used to play with themselves

Ashley loves to play with her floam

He uses the floam to caress his special place

floam by Floam Beater December 28, 2005

floam 

Someone or something that appears like it could be lots of fun, but then sort of just disappoints or drys up.

He was some much fun while he was drunk, but when he was sober he was really boring. He just turned out to be a floam.

floam by Lark K Bloonie March 22, 2010

Flamboni

A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.

This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.

Flamboni by Weffy September 12, 2014

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Flamal by Kimbruh November 28, 2021