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When a cat sits in a position so it looks like it has no limbs and takes a fluffy loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.
"Look at that floaf right there. Totally majestic."
or
"Cats are the cutest when they floaf."
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by Conchiepuff June 20, 2017
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The beer gut on a woman. The large bulging mass in the vaginal area of older obese women. Also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front butt.
Check out her floaf. Its like her ass is in the front.
by Joe Campbell August 23, 2007
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Adjective:

Another word for sex.
Too much floafing can be called ECFD (excessive compulsive floafing disorder.)
Ex: Boy: i think i love you baby.
Girl: shutup, you're just tryna floaf me.

Boy: My parents were Floafing last night in my car -___-
by danikaxxlynn June 20, 2011
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Floaf: adj. Term to describe a true Absolute Unit in loaf form.
"I see this chinchilla is of floaf proportions."
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